The only way I can describe it is that I look like I have the biggest stick up my butt. We just had to kinda …" —Monica "I feel like we just kind of yin-yanged on the love seat.
The wooden pew exponentially amplified the ungodly noise, and the worst part is that I could not help but laugh out of sheer terror and embarrassment.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Due to how I am forced to stand, and the pressure of my stomach cramps, I know that I am going to have a poop eruption. My knees are locked as I walk. About a mile in, I start getting cramps. It would have been weird to see.
Embarrassing moments that happen to everyone
Even more mortifying if it happens the other way round and someone mistakes your pizza belly for a baby. It always waits until the quiet part of the movie, the silence at the table or any moment of stillness to let its rumbling roar be heard at an opportune time. Are you with someone? The ceremony started and just as they were announced as husband and wife, I realized I'd forgotten to push record! And I hate talking to boys while I poop. It looked like a cow had been there when I was finished. Our families became really close and so when his grandparents invited him on a boat ride, one of his friends and my sister and I were invited too. I half-crapped my pants opening the door to the toilet and guess what…it was a urinal. Slipping and falling in rain.
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